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If you’ve ever said “I’m fine” right before making deeply un-fine tequila decisions, these Tequila Is a Sneaky Bitch socks will hit a little too close to home. Solid olive green and unapologetically honest, they feature a brightly illustrated tequila bottle in yellow, white, red, and green complete with the calling-it-like-it-is label.
Perfect for tequila lovers, chaos gremlins, and anyone who’s ever sworn they were just having one. Slip them on and embrace the truth: tequila doesn’t walk. She sneaks.
Made from a soft, stretchy cotton blend (70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic), these mid-calf crew socks fit most (Men 6-11, Women 7.5-12) and are comfortable enough to wear from happy hour to “how did I end up here?” o’clock.
